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The Carl Miller Live Journal of Excitement
How I learned to stop worrying and love the cell phone
Created on 2004-03-16 19:47:37 (#2534586), last updated 2008-01-05
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| Name: | freecarl |
|---|---|
| Location: | Arkansas, United States |
| Website: | LoB |
I am contemplating draining the blood from some ulcerous cow and then using it to develop a line of quality hygiene products specifically for people with lime disease. Lyme? Lime? Anyhow, it's for folks who are deathly afraid of lime. So really it's more of a lime phobia and not so much a disease although I really don't have time to waste on such nonsense as "being right" or what have you.
On a Thursday following an unspecified day of no week in particular I shall reach down from the heavens and crush the world between my fingers. So don't make any plans for that day.
I am a giant.
On a Thursday following an unspecified day of no week in particular I shall reach down from the heavens and crush the world between my fingers. So don't make any plans for that day.
I am a giant.
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