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User:freecarl (2534586)
The Carl Miller Live Journal of Excitement
How I learned to stop worrying and love the cell phone
Name:freecarl
Website:LoB
Location:Arkansas, United States
Bio:I am contemplating draining the blood from some ulcerous cow and then using it to develop a line of quality hygiene products specifically for people with lime disease. Lyme? Lime? Anyhow, it's for folks who are deathly afraid of lime. So really it's more of a lime phobia and not so much a disease although I really don't have time to waste on such nonsense as "being right" or what have you.

On a Thursday following an unspecified day of no week in particular I shall reach down from the heavens and crush the world between my fingers. So don't make any plans for that day.

I am a giant.
Interests:30: advertising, arrested development, billie holliday, books, bookstores, cheese, dicknipples, editors, feminism, fishnet stockings, fun people, get fuzzy, gyllenhaals, history, jeffrey rowland, marketing, nunchucks, propaganda, rivkah, role-playing, scrubs, shitting dick nipples, smart people, socialism, tmcm, tubular radicalism, webcomics, wierd people, writing, your mom
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People20:atherisch, ghastlycomic, gogogidget, holy_chao, jerometodd, kassikitten, lilrivkah, man_size, mevennen, mod_inadequate, pgdf, priscilla_equis, rae_squirrel, raesquirrel, rumblegirl, svetlania, tatsu_ogawa, tristantzara, warren_ellis, wigu
Communities6:act_i_vate, lj_maintenance, news, storeboard, studiodeep6, theinferior4
Feeds2:warrenelliscom, xkcd_rss
Mutual Friends:9: atherisch, gogogidget, holy_chao, lilrivkah, pgdf, rae_squirrel, raesquirrel, rumblegirl, tristantzara
Member of:1: storeboard
Account type:Basic Account

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